This sounds like the ship no longer has control over what comes out of it. Oil? Poop? Molasses?

Or is it bursting with what comes inside?
Drink your water they said? But maybe now the ship is drinking too much.

And sinking. Fast.

It wanted to be healthy but now it’s drowning.

And I forgot you wanted something nice and cute like cats, puppies or raccoons.

But all I have is a sinking ship taking water rapidly and a captain that is nowhere to be found.

(I probably should not be the first option for anyone when they need to call a friend when they have the blues!)