Sorry, Susan. I’m confused. Mitch said to put the toilet seat down, and you are telling me to keep it up.

I feel like my parents are arguing and I have to figure out what to do.

In the meantime, my wife grew up in Nicaragua where there was no running water when she grew up and after almost 20 years of marriage I can’t make her flush the toilet at night.

Now there’s running water all the time in Nicaragua, but she still doesn’t flush the toilet. She says it is to save water and the environment but she won’t recycle and I have to go through the trash to find plastic or boxes that could be recycled.

So yes. I guess I don’t have to worry about the toilet. Can you guys help me with the trash?????

Pablo