I’d love to leave a longer message but I have to go to pick up the package that was not delivered to me by USPS, meet my tinder date match (she knows me even before I sign up! Must be true love this time!), and pick up my son from school!

Wait!

That’s not a 1-800 number!
And I do have a child!

Among all this harassment I forgot I had one!

Oh no!

I slam the door on his face when I confused him with the Solar Panel salesman!

Thank god he got a ride!

(Going to the ED to fix his smashed fingers now!)

Pablo